Bayer Heroin Cough Suppressant
Opium Vapor Oil Treatment
(It's like vapo-rub in a vaporizer but addictive.)
Vin Mariani Tonic Wine
Sounds harmless but contains cocaine, that's healthy right?
Dr. Seth Arnold's Cough Killer
The Morphine may or may not kill your cough, either way you won't care.
Feeling better about the Nyquil. :)